The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said "yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years.""Really!", I said, "I had no idea!""Sure," he said, "she sleeps and I masturbate!"
How long is a Chinese name That wasn’t a question
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What do you call an exhausted woman on her period? Drained
All my friends told me I have no self-awareness Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.
I wrote relationship advice for my future self couple years ago, since single people give the best advice. I still give great advice.
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth it only took me a minotaur two
Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree? Only the leaf reached the ground.
A woman is in bed reading when her husband walks into the room with a sheep under his arm He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache ". His wife replies, "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."Husband says, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!