The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
My grandmother always had an amazing way with words. One day, I gave her a call after my grandfather had been put into a retirement home. I asked her how he was doing, she said, “He’s like a fish out of water.” I asked, “Is he finding it hard to fit in?” And she replied, “No, he’s dead.”
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons? Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Cancer is a terrible disease ... but it grows on you
I went on a date with a blind chick the other day. We made it back to my place and things started getting hot when she reached up my pants. She said " Damn! You have the biggest dick I've ever played with!"I said "Nah. You're just pulling my leg."
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.
I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Apparently 3 out of 5 Americans live next to some sort of sexual pervert. Not me, I live next to a sexy senior citizen with a prosthetic leg!
Forecast calls for a heavy downpour of faecal matter I heard it's going to be a total shit storm
A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat.. ..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??""It is not mink, it's polyester!""Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"
I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia.
We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans... They never get old.