The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I work at a crematorium, and recently received an unclaimed corpse that came with a note that read: inherited wealth—never worked a day in his life. So I cremated him, and put his ashes in an hour glass... he's been working ever since.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
My mom told me to load the dish washer. So I got her pregnant.
My Grandparents passed away together last night. He went peacefully in his sleep, but she was apparently distraught before dying, screaming and crying hysterically I guess we really should've taken away his license
Someone asked me if I'd ever given a sterile guy a blowjob, so I racked my brain trying to remember if I had. Alas, I just kept drawing blanks.
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I dreamt I was forced to work on a pirate ship. The captain was the supreme authority and only allowed males. Plus the only food allowed was potatoes. It was a dick tater ship.
The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.