The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My girlfriend and I got in a car accident because she was giving me a blow job She probably shouldn’t have been driving
I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies... It's dangerous to have unprotected sects.
Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods?Quite satisfyingWhat do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex?relative humidity
Judge, "on what grounds do you want a divorce?" Husband "my wife is out all night, every night! From bar to bar, almost visits all the bars and pubs in town every fucking day!!"Judge "You mean to say she's severely Alcoholic and cheats on you everyday?"Husband "No, She's out looking for Me!!"
My dad always believed in learning things by doing them. So when I was a kid, he threw me in the lake...So that he could teach himself CPRCredit: Anthony Jeselnik
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Did you hear about the guy who got his face ripped off by a leopard? He's alt-right now.
What do you call a joke that makes no sense and has no effort? A cake day post.
What do you call a mass murderer on a bike? A Cyclepath.
Why don't they show vaginas in anime? Because then it would be a plot hole
Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral? The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
A trans woman complained about having her makeup done without her consent. "I told him not to do it but he did anyway!"But the guy who did her makeup told his side of the story:"You DID consent. I asked if I could do it and your exact words were 'I'll pass, thanks.'"
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?