The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly? Because women don’t like premature evacuations
Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.
Was at a “Capital One Cafe” and asked the waitress for her phone number. Oh NOW they start guarding personal data.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
So I went to Iraq for holidays... And I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me back home... Knowing that I can't trust anyone I wanted to kill myself. So I called the suicide hotline... They got excited and asked me if I can drive a plane.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'