The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant. After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".
What's a James Cagney love scene? When he lets the other guy live.
What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
There was a birch tree and a beach tree next to each other and a small tree growing in between. The birch says, oh, that is a son of birch. The beach tree says no, that's a son of a beach. They argue back and forth a while before seeing a woodpecker. They decide to let the woodpecker decide.... ....Well, it this a son of birch or a son of beach? The woodpecker says, " It is in fact neither a son of birch Or a son of a beach. This my friends, is the best piece of ash, I have ever stuck my pecker in"
What do you call your grandmothers husband? Grandmotherfucker
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
A man enters a crowded ER after having lost a toy up his anus. The doctors are swamped with more urgent cases but the triage nurse sends the man to an empty or and tells him that he’ll be performing his own operation. A doctor comes up to the nurse and says “how do you expect that man to know how to perform such a complex procedure?” The nurse says “Oh, I’m sure he’ll finger it out”.
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