The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you? This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.
Why we rarely see male live streaming masturbation like camgirls? Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!
what are cows knees called? burger joints
A Republican walks into a college bookstore and asks the proprietor, "I'm looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration?" The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval... I mean seriously, it’s pointless.
What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished.
I dispute those studies that claim people often die from smoking. My uncle smoked, and he only died once.
I remember my first breath. Sadly I'm now addicted.
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: Oi - get out. We don't want your type here. Beef jerky.