The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
The devil whispered in my ear you aren’t good enough, you’ll never amount to anything..... I whispered back, at least I didn’t lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.
What’s the last letter in the fascist alphabet ? I’m not so sure... all I know is it’s “not z”
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism. Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, “They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.”
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead
Someone threw part of a brick through my front window. The police couldn’t do anything though They said there wasn’t enough concrete evidence
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.