The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Adolf Hitler is discussing plans to invade the Soviet Union with his officers. In order to save cost, Hitler doesn’t want to supply rain gear. He asks his senior officer, “Is it still snowing there” The senior officer replies, “It’s just a little hail, Hitler.”
My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest dick'this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.