The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Dismemberment isn't humorous unless you lose an arm
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument. Stern, no nonsense, and my urethra narrows.
why is japans population so old? the last time they had a little boy it didnt go so well
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)