The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A farmer walks into his house holding a goose in his arms He approaches his wife and says “Well this is the pig I’ve been fucking.” His wife stares at him, mouth agape, and says “Excuse me?! That’s a goose!” The farmer replies “I know. I wasn’t talking to you.”
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
If you die and get cremated, . . . you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at... Apparently the correct term is "crime scene."
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man stammered, "Yes."Bang! The robber shoots him.He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the husband and demands, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The husband quickly responds, "No....but my wife did!"
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I must say, I'm impressed by the great selection and friendly staff at my local Wal-Mart. It's the only way I'll see my family again.
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
I used to date a half-Asian. Her mom was Chinese and her dad was Japanese A shark ate her bottom half.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.