The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
There are so many scams on the internet now days. Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
I had a troubled childhood, my parents never put a hand over my eyes when people were kissing on the television. They tried to push down my boner instead.
A dear friend of mine passed away this week. This was one of his jokes: What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs? The Indian nap-less 500.
As a new years resolution, my wife suggested I should remove excess fat... So I filed for divorce!
Yesterday I saw... Went to the drugstore to purchase some asprin. I saw a short irishman and he had a giant steering wheel in his pants. I said, "What the hell is that a steering wheel?" He said, "Ooooooweee and its driving me nuts."
Apparently, Marx was right about religion being the opiate of the masses. I just heard someone on the radio talking about mainlining Protestant churches.
My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter. But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
What's the difference between a a Shakespeare play and a Trump-era White House press conference? One is The Taming of the Shrew.The other is the shaming of the true.
What’s the proper term for a dinosaur boner? A T-Rection