The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I have a PhD Public Highschool Diploma
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels
A man parks his car in a 'disabled parking' spot when a traffic policeman shows up. 'Well well well sir,' says the policeman while getting his coupon book 'what is your handicap that allows you to park here?'After a brief moment of thinking the man awnsers: 'Tourette's sydrome, Cocksucker!'
Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass! The rest is your mama
A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet. They were publicly desemenated.
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks.
There's a guy doing 60 in a 30 zone, so a policeman pulls him over Policeman says to driver: "I have reason to believe you've been doing drugs, sir." Driver replies: "Why, cos I'm black?!" Policeman: "No, sir, cos you haven't got a fucking car."
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.