The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
About a month before he died, we covered my uncle's back in grease and lard He went downhill fast after that.
Last time I was in jail I felt like a crop field in 1860 Cause I was being plowed by black guys all day long
A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
Lockdown here in Australia is confusing. I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Two old guys chatting. First guy: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.Second guy: You lucky bastard, I get it once a month, and I call it the Bruce Lee night.First guy: Why the fuck do you call it that for?Second guy: Because it's the night I enter the dragon.
If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing! And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
I really hate my past self, rumor has it he used to fuck my wife.
I read that 70% of Earth's population are stupid Good thing I'm one of the other 40% !
I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?" I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons? Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who worked at the toy factory? The manager asked her “why do all of these Tickle Me Elmo dolls have two red balls attached?She replied “I thought you said that every doll was supposed to get two test-tickles”
My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.