The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12 year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar The sales guy is a bit stunned, but plows forward and asks, "Is your dad home?"The kid replies, "What the fuck do you think?"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates "I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."
Donald Trump should be cast in an X-Men movie Seems his secret superpower is making vast amount of wealth disappear