The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
NSFW (Actual interaction between my wife and I) Wife: "Doesn't ejaculating alot increase your testosterone and lower your voice?" Me: "Babe, if ejaculating lowered your voice, I'd have been Barry White by the time we met."
A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, "Aren't you going to help?". The man says no five should be enough.
When I awoke from my operation A nurse was leaning over me and said "you may not feel anything from the waist down." So I fondled her tits.
Fisherman caught the golden shark *Please let me go and I`ll have you one wish come true*, said the shark.*I want my dick to be so long that it reaches the ground*, answered the fisherman.*Ok*, said the shark and bit his legs.
A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat.. ..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??""It is not mink, it's polyester!""Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
A soldier was rushed to the hospital with a horrific bayonet wound. Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
Did you hear the Alabama Governor's house burned down? ...It took out the whole trailer park