The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
When I'm sad I cut myself A slice of cake.
What is the difference between a priest and a wire coat hanger? According to the church only one of them harms children.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
When I was younger, I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex... So I'd watch them while hiding in their bedroom closet.
Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet Because they're violetors.
A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... "everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."Tortoise: Fuck :-/
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner
A woman in a park called 911. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he saw two men, standing on their hands, dashing towards a line painted on the ground. The police officer was livid at the woman having wasted his time. "This ain't a scene," he said, "it's a goddamn arms race."
If mental asylums invested in walking trails for their patients, They could really get away with calling them psycho paths.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.