The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What do you feed a woman to stop her from giving blowjobs? Wedding cake
My grandfather inspired me to be a writer He died choking on a peanut butter sandwich. I will never forget his last words: "Happy pen... happy pen..."
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My favorite part of the bible is when God gives everyone free will... ..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off
Are you made of gold, 2 titanium sulfur and carbon? Because you’re autistic
What do you call a guy from Illinois with rips in his jeans, shoes, and a hole in his shirt and forehead? An ambulance
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
A man walks into a bar an drinks 10 straight double whiskys one after the other, suddenly he keels over rubbing his stomach head bowed, barman says to the man, 'what's the matter?' Man says 'I shouldn't of drank that whisky with what I've got', barman says 'why what have you got?' Man says 2quid
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.