The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation. Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex. Doctor- I am.
I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
Did you hear about the old prospector who accidentally swallowed a gold nugget? I saw him digging through is feces, so I asked him what he was doing. He said he was just mining his own business.
i came home yesterday with 2 armchairs and a sofa that a kind man gave me in the park my dad got angry at me for taking suites from strangers
I'm dating a farmer girl I fucked her ass, I enjoyed it but the barn was pretty cold. I guess I'll try fucking her next time.
Lots of people are upset that R. Kelly posted bail, don't worry though It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
How much do you charge? (NSFW) A man goes to a lawyer's office and asks him, how much do you charge?The lawyer responds: I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?Yes. What’s your third question?
I walked in on my grandmother masturbating with a cucumber the other day And I was like "Damn, i was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, "I'm getting a divorce," she was the first one to like it.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.