The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Just ring up and say you can't cum!
My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber.
What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common? They're both blood sucking parasites.
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
On Mercury's unlit side, it can get as low as -183 degrees Celsius... But hey, on the bright side, it's 467 degrees Celsius.
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
I've been asked to lead the singing at Keith Flint's funeral I'm a choir starter
What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.
You may know that baby owls are called "owlets", but did you know where they come from? The owlet mall.
Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat? Because the goat was bleating out too fast.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long
The owl asked the most introspect question ever. Who are you???