The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.