The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home ...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.
Apparently there’s a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave. It’s “The Cologne Wars.”
When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.