The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail? They refused to cross streams.
Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law? Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.
I think my wife might be a segregationist. She gets REALLY mad when I mix the whites and colors together.
Not all peasants visit the beach Yet every peasant serfs regularly.
I came up with my New Year’s resolution. I will be more of an optimist But I know that won’t happen. Something will go wrong, and I’ll fail.
I used to live paycheck to paycheck But now I can happily say that after years of hard work and perseverance; I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
My father was a nun I never actually saw him go to work, but whenever he was asked to fill out his occupation on a form, he would put: nun.
I asked my girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in She said cheque books.
An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar The bartender says"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"