The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Jenny: wow, Mr. Daniels, you must be old enough to have known Moses! Mr. Daniels: No, Jenny, I am not! It wasn't funny when Ben Franklin said it, and it's not funny when you say it!
My dad needed some advice on how to wrap birthday presents properly He looked up "Enimem-rap god"
A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
Job security in the 21st century. That’s the whole joke.
Can anyone recommend a good bank account? Mine's run out of money.
Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.