The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.