The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
What do you get when you mix divorce checks with counterfeit money? Aliphony!
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.And came home with two cases of beer.
What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair? A conga line at a cancer clinic