The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.