The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.