The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
"Mansplain" is a terrible word to use because it has more letters than explain and is therefore more difficult for women to understand.
Always have a sadistic person light your grill After all, they're literally pro-pain...
My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer. "I hope you win" was not the correct response.
If you think the name Jack Hiscock is bad You should feel even worse for his sister, Sharon.
Are you made of gold, 2 titanium sulfur and carbon? Because you’re autistic
What is the worst name for a hair salon? Budget Cuts
I thought it was an oyster But it's snot.
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.Credit. The Joke Cafe
If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless
I let my daughter touch a fork for the first time. Where she put it was shocking.
I saw a naked old lady I said "You look foxy."She said "Do you really think so?"I said "Yes, their titties are on their stomachs too!"