The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city.. Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.
All my friends told me I have no self-awareness Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.
A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The baby seal answers, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.”
I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia... It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.
I asked my Pillow if it wanted a snack It said “No, thanks I’m stuffed”
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
A German and an Englishman are having a conversation in the park when suddenly a young girl falls into the lake. They both rush in to save her, but when they emerge she’s unconscious.The Englishman asks the German if they know the number for emergency services.“999.”The Englishman replies, “fine, I’ll call them myself.”
Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn... So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent.... That just means urine on the joke.
Dear Humans, You get mad at me when I work....You get mad at me when I don't work.Sincerely, Confused alarm clock.
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
Did you hear that new band Plastic? They mostly wrap.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.