The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”