The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A German goes on holiday to France. He gets to passport control and the woman asks "Occupation?" "No, just visiting." Said the guy.
My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags
I went on a date with a blind chick the other day. We made it back to my place and things started getting hot when she reached up my pants. She said " Damn! You have the biggest dick I've ever played with!"I said "Nah. You're just pulling my leg."
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.
Drinking an entire bottle of wine in under an hour is a lot like entrusting a secret to a unreliable person; It's bound to come up sooner or later!