The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.