The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
After I got my school photo taken, I told them I only wanted the one poster sized print developed. They asked, “Are you sure you wouldn’t be interested in exploring some of the packages with wallet and postcard sizes with multiple...” I had to cut them off and let them know that, “I’m really just a big picture person.”
My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face
I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training.
In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008. What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?She will file for divorce.And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?He'll have the White House repainted.
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
Why is Orion's belt the worst constellation? It's a waist of space.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.