The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? For it was already spelt.
You are european when going to the bathroom and european when you leave the bathroom. What are you whilst in the bathroom? You're peeing
Dick is like hair ties You either have so many that you don’t know what to do with them or you can’t find one anywhere when you need it!
A blonde woman is driving through the countryside when she spots another blonde woman sitting in a canoe in the middle of a field, trying to row through the grass. Feeling very angry she pulls over her car, stomps over to the fence, and calls out to the woman in the canoe. “It’s women like you who make blondes look stupid. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.