The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
I used to be a cashier at a gas station on the Canadian border. I would always ask what currency people would be paying with, but I stopped after a woman screamed at me for assuming her tender.
My friend asked whats my favourite form of cardio Jumping to conclusions
Given the current state of affairs, Santa needed something new to give to naughty children this year. Which is why he has decided to give out coalvid
There's nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs. They don't hold any records.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
You burn 26 calories a minute kissing. That's probably why I'm overweight.
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
Which operating system does Varys run his spy network on? Unix; it was decided for him.
I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
Why did the blonde open a bottle of milk in the supermarkt? Because it says: Open here
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
Say what you like about China... [This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]