The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I wanted to use a paper map when sightseeing but my girlfriend insisted on using her phone It was my way or the Huawei.
What did the roman dad name his fat newborn? Voluminous.
Celebrities who release perfumes... Have they no scents of shame?