The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.

I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.

Fred: he was dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from the old fun park **cop:** that's actually not illegal but tell me about the talking dog

A group of asexuals are playing cards one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."

I was out shopping with the wife when we came across a group of young ladies wearing mini skirts. I said, “ooh look at them legs! I bet you had legs like them.” She didn’t answer but I think she was upset since I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp to Walmart.

Little Lisa came home and told her mother she got $5 from the boys to climb a tree Her mother smiled and said: “They only wanted to peek at your panties under your dress.”“I know”, said Lisa, “But I fooled them. I took off my panties before I climbed!”