The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's easier to get from Trump than a stimulus check? A pardon.
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..." It's just clique bate.
I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. I'm pissed.
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. Because they were completely booked.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.