The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!

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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, Mark, my words!

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.