The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
My brain is like an F-22 Raptor Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
i read on the internet there's a lot of people shooting heroin ...how is that guy still alive?
Virgin Boyfriend and girl had first sexIt was wild and passionate After sex boyfriend said :B: If a knew you where a virgin I would have waited more G: If I knew you would wait I would have taken my pantyhose off
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
Executives at Monsanto have announced an initiative to genetically alter deer for increased movement speed. Those assholes will do anything to make a quick buck
California scientists are studying the impact of cannabis seeds from the farms will have on the local seabird population Apparently they are being thorough and are leaving no tern unstoned
So I was all dressed in latex whipping my slave when they kept on yelling someone else's safe word. Then I realized this was my Wednesday appointment and not my Thursday appointment. Whoops, wrong sub.
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.