The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dallyShe sat on the lapOf a well-endowed chapAnd cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."
Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.
What did the boy say to the mounted policeman? I've never seen a horse with two dicks before!
What do Russians play at the bar? Snooker Blyat
Nurse: Doctor, what is the medicine on this prescription? I went to 50 pharmacies still couldn't find one. Doctor: I was just checking if my pen work's.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.
We're renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.