The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”