The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Sometimes, I use words I don’t understand So I can sound more photosynthesis.
50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'- 50 Shades of Macy Gray.
A businesswoman from Connecticut has a meeting in Alabama. Her meeting done, she stops at a local bar for a quick drink.Her bartender, noting her northern accent, says "Yew shore talk purty. Whar did you go to school?"She smiles and says, "Yale."He says, "YEW SHORE TALK PURTY. WHAR DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
A lot of people don't like Mondays But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
What does a house wear to a birthday party? Address.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.