The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
Someone called me lazy today I almost replied...
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".
What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy? That Sharon is Karen...
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran