The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks Great way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or something
My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.