The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa." When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
And the first prize is [drum roll]: One night with Donald Trump. Second prize is two nights.
A russian bear, a chinese bear and an american bear walk into a bar... ...They kill the bartender. I mean what else would a bear do?
What's the difference between select and choose? Select means to pick something, choose are what Puero Ricans wear on their feet.
I took a dump and then sprayed lemon-scented air freshener after Now it smells like shit-rus
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with silver" I said "No it doesn't"
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
Robin hood gave a poor man a bag of gold “Here, poor man,” Robin hood smiled. “Take this bag of gold, I took it from a rich man.”“Thank you so much!” The man said as he got a little teary. “Now I’m rich!”Robin hood turned back to the man. “You’re what?”
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.