The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty. “What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards. “Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
Anytime I ask a girl with a boyfriend to watch my favorite movie with her, she always ends up being a Liam Neeson fan “No, Taken”
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful includes things like drunk driving or robbery, whereas illegal is a sick bird.
Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife? A knife has a point
I bought a racing snail I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.It didn't work, it became more sluggish.
Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them... "Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
What's brown and sticky A stick.
I have a printer nicknamed Bob Marley Because it's always Jammin'