The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
What do you call the part of the city where unsuccessful writers live? The writers' block.
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
Saw an old friend yesterday. As a joke I grabbed his hand and made him hit him self while I joked, "Why are you hiring yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" His wife screamed and cried and the funeral director asked me to leave. Goddamn Philistines....
Short Chemistry Joke For You All What are the elements of life?Lithium and Iron
Don't you hate it when you're trying to have a nap and there's an alarm blaring in the background? I just had to smash my carbon monoxide alarm to bits, it was giving me a bloody headache.
I asked my physician if he was a James Bond fan Dr.: No
Bob: Waiter, would you please come here? Waiter: Yes sir, how may I help you? Bob: Try the soup Waiter: Is there something wrong sir? Because if so, we can replace the soup Bob: Just try it Waiter: Okay, where's the spoon? Bob: Exactly.
Hotel Porn I'm a modest man. I checked into my hotel recently and told the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replied, "No, it's regular-people porn, you sick bastard!”
Mystery Ink Reddit Bull, Claims Alaska Girl Pics are expected to prove supposed underground print version of famed forum made with "disappearing ink" a hoax.
If Trump wanted to avoid impeachment... ...he should’ve falsely claimed there were WMDs in Iraq
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.