The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Houses can’t jump
*At my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin* "Who's thinking outside the box now Karin?"
Trumpty Dumpty Trumpty Dumpty promised a wallTrumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the golf courses and all the white menCouldn't Make America Great Again
What did the bolt say to the nut? "Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Friend: "Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?" Me: "Brochure"
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they're out of pasta, and we're penneless.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she's standing.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?